Comments on: Ugandan pastor shows his church gay porn

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:50:25 +0000

So where did he get the porno from? So why was he allowed to show it in public (infringing copyright?)and showing it to under age minors? Surely he has broken several laws as well as being a perv for showing it in church???!

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:43:20 +0000

@Simon Murphy: Fine piece of creative writing!

I hear that Ssempa now wants to bring the gay porn into Parliament.

So if the State has no place in the bedrooms of the Nation, then the bedrooms of the Nation will come to Parliament. I’m trying to think of a precedent.

Ssempa’s plans for a “million-strong demonstration” turned out to number 375 people, half of whom came from the nearby slums.

Bring porn into Parliament!! Pathetic.

By: other

other — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:18:29 +0000

The Guardian is ding fundraising for Katine in Uganda http://www.guardian.co.uk/katine/2010/feb/18/amref-year-four-explainer

Recon the heavy duty gay cruising site is fundraising for Actionaid in Malawi, Mozambique and Zimbabwe, which governments are nearly as bad. Personally the only charity I’d support working in these countries is Planned Parenthood, stop them breeding bringing more mouths to feed into the world that cannot feed them without asking for my money.

By: John

John — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:01:00 +0000

I guess he forgot that there is porn out there showing straight couples doing the exact same things, or that plenty of straights do these same things.

By: Simon Murphy

Simon Murphy — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:11:10 +0000

No 18: Darren: “I would like to here Simon Murphy’s opinion on this!”

The man is a dangerous lunatic.

In other religious news the Daily Mash has an article about Pope Ratzinger’s call for a cap on gay emissions:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/pope-calls-for-cap-on-gay-emissions-200812231477/

“POPE CALLS FOR CAP ON GAY EMISSIONS

POPE Benedict has called for a renewed global effort to cap the level of gay emissions.

The Pope is fascinated by the science of gay juiceThe Pope said gayness was at least as dangerous to humanity as global warming, if not more so given all that hot boy-on-boy action.

In his end of year address to Vatican prelates, he said: “They go to nightclubs and dance and take their tight t-shirts off and get all sweaty and before you know it it’s off to the bogs for 20 minutes of furtive cock-fun.

“There they are, in the bogs, going off in each others hands, emitting all kinds of juices and fluids.”

He added: “Once these fluids are out, you can’t put them back. And eventually there will be so much of this goo sloshing all over the place that the polar bears will slip on it and die.

“It will spill over into the oceans and all the penguins and cormorants and seagulls will be covered in it and they will have to be scrubbed clean by volunteers. But not by me, no way, I’m not touching some penguin that’s all covered in gayboy juice.”

The Pope has demanded an international cap on gay emissions alongside a system of gay trading where bigger countries buy gay emissions from the smaller, more efficient gay producing nations.

He also called for investment in ‘fluid-capture’ technology where millions of tonnes of gay juice would be stored in vast underground chambers before being tested, cleaned and used to make new Catholics.”

By: Erroll Clements

Erroll Clements — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:33:35 +0000

Amazing how he knew how to find it!! What about showing the very same congregation a woman getting raped which is part of everyday life in deepest, darkest africa. Black men are brought up to believe it is their right to have any woman they want any time any where, hence the high aids rate there.

By: JohnD

JohnD — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:14:53 +0000

Never-mind re-criminalizing Homosexual activity – Criminalize Religion – it is against freedom, liberation and humanity – oh and BTW gays aren’t the only one who use anal sex for pleasure it’s just st8s are to hypercritical to admit it! buggers

By: Lucius

Lucius — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:42:12 +0000

@ Kaz:

I also think he deliberately chose the nastiest video out of his voluminous gay porn collection.

I don’t normally defend the view that the loudest opponents of homosexuality are closet cases, but with this one, I think it’s quite obvious.

By: Niki

Niki — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:50:50 +0000

In the part of the bible about Noah and what his son Ham did to him, it says that Hams skin was turned black and that he is the father of all black people who are abomination against the lord and are to be subjected to slavery NOT.
Expressly said that Ham was the facther of Egyptians, and they are not black. Most races have been enslaved one time or the other. Its just that the Trans-Atlantice slave trade was the longest and perhaps, biggest.

By: Kaz

Kaz — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:04:19 +0000

And how much porn did he have to watch before he settled upon showing the footage that he did?

By: Kaz

Kaz — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:02:20 +0000

How kind of Martin Ssempa to share his personal DVD collection with his congregation…..

By: flapjack

flapjack — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:59:54 +0000

I totally agree with J Mathews and Douglas in Canada about this. If you’re going to persuade your audience that gay people are immoral by showing gay porn and you neglect to mention straight porn at all, you’re being a rank hypocrite.
Because we all know there isn’t a single straight person at home right now with a toilet roll jerking themselves into a stupor over the millions of straight porn sites on the internet. I say if you wanted to make it fair, they should have called Prof. Henry Adams into the church that day to do a few readings.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u47/Henry_et_al.pdf
I’d be interested to see how Martin Ssempa would’ve fared if someone was actually measuring his state of arousal as he was showing the porn to everyone. Wonder how long it took him to “research” the material for that little sermon.
He should be careful with that type of demo, white stains really show up on black trousers!

By: Darren

Darren — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:37:46 +0000

I would like to here Simon Murphy’s opinion on this!

By: Rose

Rose — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:21:19 +0000

How does he think this will turn people away from homosexuality? If it shows men ENJOYING themselves!

By: Jadis

Jadis — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:01:27 +0000

That sound you hear is the quiet fapping from the pews.

By: douglas in canada

douglas in canada — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:12:33 +0000

I want someone to show graphic straight porn “in an effort to argue why an anti-heterosexuality bill is necessary.” I guess these people have just flushed their brains and any logic down the toilet.

And… I wonder how many videos he had to preview before he could pick out which ones he wanted to use. Also, how did he pick them? By showing the ones that gave him the hardest erection?

If this weren’t all so sad in terms of real human rights, I’d be tempted to laugh.

By: Rehan

Rehan — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:28:52 +0000

Sorry to state the bleeding obvious, but these anti-gay hysterics are really obsessed with gay sex, aren’t they?

(Wish I had half their energy and application…)

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:18:27 +0000

What an evil man. “Man of God”? I don’t think so.

By: uattt

uattt — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:02:42 +0000

Some with a gmail account might want to remindingg this abomination about his sin from the bible he belies in so he can get back to the corn fields.

By: Jean-Paul Bentham

Jean-Paul Bentham — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:19:32 +0000

These are his children…the ones he’s been subjecting to gay porn:

http://www.martinssempa.com/contact.html

Hello, Mrs. Ssempa. I suppose you’re helpless to stop the fool. eh.
Smile for da camera!